摇红包我那二货老婆摇红包,半天没摇到一个,一不小心把手机摔沙发上,拿起来一看摇到一个8块的,她说:红包原来不是摇的,是要用摔的。她拿起手机继续往沙发上摔,一看又一个6块的,再摔,一看手机坏了。题目老公刚到家,就收到老婆发来的短信:“A、洗衣,B、做饭,C、拖地。”老公想了想,发了一条过去:“我选B吧!”老婆迅速回了一条:“亲爱的,那不是选择题,是排序题。” Shake a red envelope my second wife wag a red envelope, did not shake a long time, accidentally the phone fell on the couch, took a look shake to an 8, she said: red envelope was not shaken, is to use the fall . She picked up the phone to continue to fall on the couch, a look another 6, and then fell, a look at the phone is broken. My husband just arrived at the home, he received a message from his wife: “A, laundry, B, cooking, C, mopping the floor. ” My husband thought, made a past: “I choose B! ”My wife quickly returned a: “ my dear, it is not a multiple choice question, is a sort of question. ”