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杜甫告状了。上帝坐在法官的位置上,严肃地望着庭下的众灵魂,“必须对这场官司做出公正而神圣的判定!”想到此,他望了望原告席上的杜甫,微微点点头。上帝:杜甫老先生,你告状为哪般啊?草堂工作人员:(气哼哼地抢先答)因为他们侮辱了杜老先生!上帝:(皱了皱眉)证据?工作人员举起了一张又一张图片:杜甫拿着AK-47在进行训练;杜甫正用QQ写诗歌;杜甫骑着摩托车去卖西瓜;杜甫怀抱美女……上帝:(看得一愣一愣的,心想:这老夫子还真潮!猛然想起自己在断案……)咳咳,这的确侵犯了老先生的肖像权,出自何处?
Du Fu sued. God sat in the position of the judge, looking seriously at the souls of the court, “must make a fair and sacred decision on the lawsuit!” "With this in mind, he looked at Du Fu, the plaintiff, a little bit head. God: Du Fu old gentleman, what is your complaint? Cottage staff: (angrily to answer first) because they insulted Mr. Du Lao! God: (frowned) evidence? The staff raised a A picture: Du Fu took AK-47 training; Du Fu is writing poetry with QQ; Du Fu riding a motorcycle to sell watermelon; Du Fu embrace the beauty ... ... God: (surprised a moment, I thought: this Old Master really tide! Suddenly remembered himself in the case of ... ...) Keke, which indeed violated the portrait of Mr. Lao, come from?