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过年时亲戚们的关心也可以总结为一副对联。上联:考了几分什么工作能挣多少钱呢;下联:有对象吗没买房吧准备结婚了吗。横批:呵呵呵呵。正确回答应该是:上联:这个嘛呵呵呵呵呵;下联:那什么哈哈哈哈哈。横批:阿姨吃菜。小时候跟着表哥爱搞各种恶作剧。过年时放鞭炮,见到路边横放了几根大水泥管,想试一下把鞭炮丢进去是不是会更响。事实证明是很响,还从管里跑出来一个流浪汉,追了我们九条街啊!
The care of relatives during the New Year can also be summarized as a couplet. On the joint: test a bit what kind of work can earn much money; the second line: there are objects do not buy it ready to get married yet. Horizontal batch: Ha ha ha ha. Correct answer should be: the couplets: Oh, huh, huh, huh; Horizontal batch: aunt eat vegetables. When I was younger, I cuddled with various mischief. New Year firecrackers, saw a few large cement pipe sideways, would like to try throwing firecrackers will not be louder. It turned out to be very loud, but also run out of a tramp from the tube, chasing us Nine Street ah!