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化学课上,老师提问:“你们知道怎么区别面粉和淀粉吗?”只见同桌抢答道:“看哪个能包饺子!”老师狠狠地瞪了他一眼,没有搭理。老师又提问:“你们知道怎么区别酒精和醋吗?”还是我同桌,他站起来大声说道:“用饺子蘸一下!”“老爸,为什么我比别人要笨些?”“儿子啊,都怪你老爸年轻的时候贪玩,把你抛起来五次,只接到了四次!”今天朋友请我吃饭,买单的时候我看他掏钱
Chemistry class, the teacher asked: “Do you know how to distinguish between flour and starch?” I saw the same table grab answer: “The teacher can see the dumplings!” The teacher gave him a fierce glare, did not take care of it. The teacher asks: “Do you know how to distinguish between alcohol and vinegar?” Or at my desk, he stood up and said aloud: “Dipping with dumplings!” “Dad, why am I stupid than the others?” “” Son, blame your father when young fun, throw you up five times, only received four! "Today my friend invited me to eat, pay me when I see him pay