马桶冷战期间,前苏联首脑A应邀去美国研讨核不扩散条约,美国为炫耀其实力,专门设计了一种特制马桶。A只要坐在这个马桶上,便可享受一条龙服务,连擦屁股、提裤子都会由一双仿真人手代劳。A十分沮丧:美国的马桶怎会比苏联的马桶好!回国后A指示手下:必须在美国佬回访前造出更先进 During the Cold War, the former Soviet Union’s leader A was invited to the United States to discuss the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. The United States designed a special toilet to show off its strength. As long as A is seated on the toilet, he can enjoy a one-stop service. Even the wiping of the buttocks and lifting of his pants will be performed by a pair of artificial hands. A is very frustrating: how can toilets in the United States be better than toilets in the Soviet Union? After returning home, A instructs men: they must be made more advanced before the US visit.