一我恨我的牛,我的牛也恨我。虽然我们半斤八两、一路货色,两个神经病。我们相互较劲儿,看谁更不正常,而牛总是占上风,因为她跑得比我快得多,她有四条腿,可我只有两条。常常是这样:我和她在村子里走着,大中午的,太阳像火一样烤人,我的鼻子被正午的烈日晒得直脱皮。而牛呢,黑得像焦油(别看她妈妈全身白色),她在前面懒洋洋地一路小跑,时不时小心地回头看一下我的情绪有什么变化,我对她说:“喂!笨牛,现在总算没什么事了,你能不能告诉我,你干嘛要溜到树林里去?!” I hate my cow, my cow hates me. Although we half doomed, all the way goods, two neuropathy. We compare ourselves against each other and see who is more normal, and cow always prevails because she runs much faster than me, she has four legs, but I have only two. Often this is the case: I walked with her in the village, at noon, the sun roasted like a fire, and my nose was peeled by the noon sun. And cow, black like tar (not to see her mother full body white), she was lazily trotting in front, from time to time carefully look back at my emotions have changed, I said to her: “Hey! Stupid cow , Now finally nothing, can you tell me, why do you want to slip into the woods ?! ”