认狗作娘（相声）吴子斌乙那你是讲什么狗呢？甲我是讲我们村有一家养的一只土狗婆子。乙一只上狗婆子突然身价百倍，这到底是怎么回事？甲是这样的，村民李天福把自家那只老狗婆子认作了亲娘。乙李天福是这只母狗亲生的？甲不是。乙那干嘛要认狗作亲娘？甲他请风水先生给... Dogs as mother (comic dialogue) Wu Zibin B that you are talking about what the dog? A: I’m talking about a native doggirl who owns a village. B dog a sudden worth a hundred times, in the end is how is it? A is the case, the villagers Li Tianfu own old dog that woman as a mother. B Li Tianfu is this bitch born? A is not. Why do you think B is a dog? A, he invited Mr. Feng Shui to ...