尊敬的贪食、偷猎者先生们、女士们:你们以广吃海喝、偷猎捕杀著称于世,故获美食家、高猎手的光荣称号。你们什么都吃,就是不吃我族,据说是怕染上鼠疫,命归西天。你们什么都猎杀,就是不猎我辈,因为我辈换不来钞票,使我们避免一场人患。你们的大恩大德,鼠辈刻骨铭心,永世难忘。你们不仅不吃我族,而且以各种手段协助我们消灭天敌,令鼠辈感激涕零。就拿我们的天敌蛇来说,它们漫游田地池边,栖息于树丛房舍,乘机捕捉我们,以果其腹,据说一条蛇,每年要吃掉我族两百多只,可怕呀又可恨。这下好啦,我们的救命思人美食家们,把蛇逮上了餐桌,而且已扩展到大小城镇,以吃蛇为傲。有家报纸报道,南方某市一天吃掉10吨蛇,阿弥佗佛,我们真得感谢市民们的食蛇海量。 Respected gluttony, poachers, ladies: You eat the sea to drink, poaching, killing known to the world, it was the gourmet, the hunter’s glorious title. You eat everything, that is, do not eat my family, is said to be afraid of contracting plague, life west. When you kill everything, you will not hunt my generation, for I will not change my banknotes so that we will avoid any trouble. Your great demeanor, rat generations unforgettable, forever unforgettable. You not only do not eat my family, but also help us to eliminate natural enemies by various means, so that the rats are grateful to tears. Take our natural enemies, snakes, for example, they roam the edge of the fields and inhabit the bush houses. They take advantage of the opportunity to capture us. If they are abdomen, it is said that a snake consumes more than 200 of my clan each year. It is scary and hateful. Now, our savvy foodies, who caught the snake at the dining table, have expanded to the size of towns and cities to take pride in eating snakes. A newspaper reported that a city in southern China ate 10 tons of snake, Amitabha Buddha, we really have to thank the masses of people eating snakes mass.