大半夜,他把冰箱里冻着的冷水全部喝完了,然后上了三次厕所,马桶冲水的声音很大,哗啦啦,像是外面下了一场骤雨。妻子翻了一下身子,又翻了一下身子。第三次冲水的声音,终于把她弄醒了。她问是外面下雨了吗?把阳台上的衣服收一下,还有灵的书包。他说没有下雨。她问他怎么还不睡。他说自己正在撒尿。他一向睡眠可好了,只要躺下,不出一分钟便能鼾声响起。关于这点,她经常揶揄他是没心没肺的人。他现在却失 In the middle of the night, he finished all the cold cold water in the freezer and then went to the toilet three times. The sound of toilet flushing was loud and crashed like a showered rain outside. His wife turned a bit and turned a bit further. The third flush of the sound, finally woke her up. She asked if it was raining outside. Take in the clothes on the balcony and have a spiritual bag. He said it did not rain. She asked him why he did not sleep yet. He said he was peeing. He has been sleeping well, as long as lying down, not a minute can snoring sound. About this point, she often 揶 揄 he is heartless. He is now lost