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一正月十一祭祖的时候,堂哥突然跪到祖宗的神龛前说,求祖宗保佑我明年有个孩子,没有老婆就算了。堂哥这一举动让在场的人都感到惊讶,也感到荒唐,没有老婆哪来的孩子?惊讶过后,人们开始平静下来,开始拿堂哥来开玩笑寻开心,人们都认为堂哥是个不醒龙的人,不会生气的人。有人笑说,平哥,你想有个男孩还是想有个女孩?堂哥望着那人笑说,男女都可以,男孩更好。有人笑说,平哥,没有老婆,有小孩,你用什么来喂小孩,你的手指头有奶水流出来啊?人们哄笑起来说,是啊是啊,平哥你用什么来喂小 On the first lunar January ancestral worship, the cousin suddenly knelt down to the ancestor’s shrine and said that he would ask his ancestors to bless me for having a child next year and no wife. Cousin this move to the presence of people were surprised, but also absurd, no wife where the child? After the surprise, people began to calm down, began to take cousin to joke find happiness, people think that cousin is a waking dragon People, people who do not get angry. Someone laughed, flat brother, you want to have a boy or want to have a girl? Cousin looked at the man said with a smile, both men and women, the boy is better. Someone laughed, flat brother, no wife, a child, what do you use to feed the child, your fingers have milk flow out? People laugh up and say yes ah yes ah, brother you what to feed small
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