听一个旧同事小青年聊家长里短,扯皮干仗,挺有意思。下面这故事,就是那个同事小青年家里发生的。话说那日傍晚,寒风嗖嗖,小伙子下班回家,尚未进门,但见一黑影坐在屋前。走近一看,咦,那不是新婚不久的娇妻吗!小伙子好生奇怪,上前问道,亲爱的,咋不回家呀,坐这里冻着咋整?姑娘满脸泪痕站起来,冲小伙子大声嚷道,就是你,就是你!害得我把钥匙锁家里了,差点没把我冻死!说时迟那时快,伸手就在小伙子胳膊上狠狠 Listen to an old colleague chatting with young people in a small, wrangling, quite interesting. The following story, that is, a colleague young home happened. That evening, cold wind whizzing, young man came home from work, yet to enter the door, but to see a shadow sitting in front of the house. Closer look, 咦, it is not married soon wife! Younger strange strange, stepped forward to ask, my dear, why not go home Yeah, sit here frozen with Zeze? Girl face tears stood up, red guy Loudly cried, that is you, is you! I got the key lock home, and almost did not freeze me! Said late at that time, hand on the young man arm fiercely