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世界上没有完美的人,也没有糟糕到极点的蠢货,但如果我们把一些人最好的和最差的部分分别集合在一起,就会创造出两个极端的极品。如果詹姆斯那粗壮的胳膊配上雷·阿伦灵活的手腕,他的命中率肯定会更高;如果奥尼尔能有德文·哈里斯那样轻快的脚步,那他的外号就将由“鲨鱼”变成“超梦”(意为:超越“大梦”)。反之,如果让本来脚就接近瘫痪的大Z像布莱尔那样失去膝盖十字韧带,那么我们完全可以预料到他的下半生会在轮椅上度过;而如果让右手手臂无法完全伸直的布鲁尔得到一个肯扬·马丁的僵硬手腕,那么他以后投篮时就必须像古代战争中的投石车一样将球甩进篮筐了。为了组装出一个球迷心目中最完美的球星,以及一个什么都不行的废物点心,我们特地选取了一名球员身上的七个重要部位,分别用七位球星的不同部位进行拼装。由于众口难调,所以我们拼出来的这位球员并不见得是你眼中最棒的,但我敢用吉诺比利谢顶的脑袋担保,他们的确配得上“极品”这两个字。至于最差的,你知道“科学怪人”弗莱肯斯基吧?请对号入座!
There are no perfect people in the world and no bad idiot, but if we bring together the best and the worst parts of some people, we create two extreme ones. If James’s thick arm with Ray Allen’s flexible wrist, he hit rate will certainly be higher; if O’Neal can have a gentle footsteps of German Harris, then his nickname will be “sharks ”Into“ super dream ”(meaning: beyond “ big dream ”). Conversely, if the big Z, who was originally paralyzed, lost Bladder Cross ligaments like Blair, we could all expect his second half to spend on a wheelchair; and if one allowed Brewer, his right arm unable to straighten out Get a Kenyon Martin’s rigid wrist, then he must shoot the ball after the ancient war must throw the ball into the basket. In order to assemble the perfect player in the mind of a fan and a waste snack that does not work, we selected seven important players from one player and assembled them in different parts of seven players respectively. As a result of all the difficulties, so we spell out the player does not necessarily have to be the best in your eyes, but I dare to use Ginobili top head guarantee, they really deserve “Need for ” these two words. As for the worst, you know Frankenstein right seat please!