我的同桌是何许人?班花?校花?我没那福气,晦气倒不少,碰了个“母夜叉”。记得,老班要我和她坐时,我差点晕了,那“海拔”、那身躯、那胳膊、那拳头,都令我望而生畏,加之哥们有她的记录:×月×日,她将cioss到她身上的足球,一脚送进了垃圾箱,五个男生不敢找她算帐,因此有“校园母夜叉”之称,当然是背地里叫,想当面叫,除非你是散打王,或马拉松冠军。唉,可苦了我这个手无缚鸡之力的书生。 Who is my deskmate? Class flowers? School flowers? I didn’t have that blessing, and I had a lot of bad luck. I hit a “maid Yak.” I remember that when the old class asked me to sit with her, I almost fainted. The “elevation,” the body, the arm, and the fist made me daunting. Plus my buddies had her record: ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××. The soccer ball that came to her was thrown into the bin, and the five boys were afraid to look for her. So it was called “Campus Female Yasha”. Of course, it was called in the back and wanted to be called, unless you were the king of Sanda. Or marathon champion. Hey, it can be my scholar who has no hands on her strength.