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Settled on You with One Eye The girl found the go-between and said,“You cheated me!One of his eyes is not true.Why didn’t you tell me this before?”“I have told you,”said the go-between with justice on his side,“When you met first,I told you that he settled on you with one eye.”姑娘找到媒人,说:“你欺骗我!他有一只眼是假眼,你为什么不提前告诉我?”“告诉你了啊,”媒人也不甘示弱,“你们第一回见面后,我就告诉你,他用一只眼睛看中你了。” Settled on You with One Eye The girl found the go-between and said, “You cheated me! One of his eyes is not true. Why did not you tell me this before? ” “I have told you, ”said the go-between with justice on his side,“ ”When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye. “ The girl found the matchmaker and said: ”You cheat me! He has one eye Fake eyes, why do not you tell me in advance? “” Tell you, “matchmaker not to be outdone, ” I will tell you the first time you meet him, with one eye fancy you. "
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