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三个人死后来到了天堂。他们等在梨形大门前,等待着圣彼得的召见。查理排在第一,迈克和比尔紧随其后。查理走到了圣彼得面前,圣彼得问他:“在你进入天堂之前,我只问你一个问题。你对妻子忠诚吗?”“是的。别的女人我连看也没看一眼。”查理回答道。圣彼得微微一笑,满意地说道:“看见那边的劳斯莱斯没有?那是你的车,是你在天堂的代步工具。”接着,圣彼得问了迈克同样的问题,迈克坦率地答道:“我确实背叛过一次。但我已经向妻子忏悔了,而且得到了她的谅解,我们已经和好了。”“看见那辆新款别克车没
Three people came to heaven after death. They waited for the summons of St. Peter in front of the pear-shaped door. Charlie came in first, followed by Mike and Bill. Charlie walked up to St. Peter and asked him: ”I just asked you a question before you got into heaven. Are you loyal to your wife?“ ”“ ”I do not even look at other women . “Charlie replied. St. Peter smiled and said with satisfaction: ”Did you see Rolls-Royce? That’s your car, your means of transport in heaven.“ ”Then, St. Peter asked Mike the same question, Replied: “I did betray it once, but I have confess my wife, and got her understanding, we have reconciled. ” "See that the new Buick car did not