@艾星辰:记得小时候去家门口小卖铺买东西吃,我只有五毛钱但想吃两样东西,一共六毛,一个五毛一个一毛,当时机智的我说,我只有四毛钱那个能卖我吗?老板看我挺可怜就给我了,接着我就说我还有一毛再买个一毛那个,唉,老板当时那看我的眼神,想想真是醉了……@不水二货:某次因为犯了错误被校领导抓住,然后命令我写检讨公开朗读。第一句是:“今天我怀着无比沉痛和懊悔的心情写下这份 @ Ai Star: I remember when I was a little shop to go to the store to buy something to eat, I only have five cents, but want to eat two things, a total of six hairs, a hair of five cents a hair, then witty I said that I have only four cents that can sell Me? The boss to see me very poor gave me, and then I said I have a hair and then buy a hair that, alas, the boss then look at my eyes, think about it really drunk ... ... @ : Some time I was caught by school leaders because I made a mistake, and then ordered me to write a review to read aloud. The first sentence is: ”Today I wrote this with great pain and regret