引子●●●话说人猿泰山在人类文明社会中处处碰 壁,他不愿再被人当作怪物了,于是走入深深的密林、 穿过哗哗作响的瀑布、攀上高高的山崖,找到了那块神 奇的巨石。 泰山对着石头举起了左手,右手放在胸口上,说: “我发誓要完成修炼,成为自由人!”奇迹出现了,巨石 裂成了两半,眼前出现一条长长的洞穴,不知通向什么 地方。泰山可一点儿都不害怕,因为这里住着他的一位 好朋友,—位魔仪老师。什么是魔仪?就是魔法礼仪喽, 其实人类的文明社会和原始社会不同,在这里,人人都 是需要会一点“魔法”的。魔法礼仪能使社会变得和谐, 更重要的是,只要施上一点儿魔仪药粉,就可以让每个 人都喜欢你!想像一下,每个人都向你微笑,每个人都 和你打招呼,每个人都希望得到你的注意,你就是那个 最受欢迎的家伙! 跑题啦,跑题啦!快点回来,不然泰山要不高兴了, 毕竟他是主角嘛。好吧,书归正转,我们的泰山,现在还 是野蛮人的泰山,抱着在文明社会做个让大家喜欢的 自由人的决心,来到魔仪老师的住处。洞穴越走越深, 渐渐透出亮光,最后来到一个灯火通明的大厅。“欢迎 你,我的朋友!”身穿长袍的雅芽老师笑容满面地伸出 双臂。可是泰山却把头—低,蹑手蹑脚地绕到雅芽身 后,左嗅嗅右嗅嗅,雅芽老师被弄得哭笑不得,说:“是 一只可爱的小狗来到了我的家吗？” 泰山脸红了,不好意思地说:“雅芽,你知道是我 啊,现在只有你能帮我了。”雅芽老师听了他的述说,回 答到:“既然你想在文明社会中成为一个自由人,那么, 现在就开始我们的第一课吧——初次见面!” Primer ●●● Saying Tarzan in human civilizations everywhere run into a wall, he did not want to be regarded as a monster again, so into the deep jungle, through the rushing waterfall, climb the high cliffs, Found that magical boulder. Tarzan raised his left hand against the stone, his right hand on his chest and said, “I vowed to complete the practice and become a free man!” A miracle appeared, the boulder split into two halves, and a long cave appeared in front of me. To where? Taishan is not afraid at all, because he lives with one of his best friends, a magic teacher. What is magic? Is magic etiquette myself, in fact, the civilized society of mankind and the primitive society is different, here, everyone needs a little “magic.” Magic etiquette can make society become more harmonious, more importantly, just put a little magic powder, you can make everyone like you! Imagine, everyone smile to you, everyone greets you, every time Individuals want to get your attention, you are the most popular guy! Out of bounds, ran it! Come back quickly, or Taishan unhappy, after all, he is the protagonist thing. Well, the book is back, our Taishan, Taishan is still a barbarian, holding a civilized society to make everyone like the determination of free people, came to the residence of the teacher of magic instrument. The caves went deeper and deeper, gradually revealing light, and finally came to a brightly lit hall. “Welcome, my friend!” Ya Ya, wearing a robe, smiled and raised his arms. However, Tarzan has put his head - low, crept around Ya Ya behind the left sniff right smell, Ya-Ya teacher was made of dumbfounded and said: “Is a cute puppy came to my home?” Taishan blush Now, I am sorry to say: “Ya Ya, you know me, now you can only help me.” Ya Ya heard his teacher's reply and replied: “Since you want to be a free man in a civilized society Well, start our first lesson now - meet for the first time! ”