老乔是东北人。东北人大多长得五大三粗的,老乔眼睛不大鼻子不大耳朵不大嘴巴不大手掌不大,但脖子粗腰粗腿粗,这身材,在东北叫胖墩,俗称撮把子。老乔虽然长得不高大威猛,但很具备东北人个性,是那种喝酒要喝辣的吃馒头要碱大的三句话说不来就能爆炸的人。就这种个性的老乔,下班回到家,往饭桌前四平八稳一坐,脖子一昂一声高叫:“老婆,拿酒来!”老婆就得噔噔噔一溜小跑地从厨房里蹿出来,跑慢了都不行,把瓶子“啪”地往桌子上一放,柔声柔气地对老乔说上一句:“没酱油 Old Joe is northeast. Most northerners grow Wudasancuo, old Joe eyes are not big nose is not big ears do not big mouth is not big palm, but thick neck rough thick legs, the body, called fat pier in the northeast, commonly known as pinch handle. Although Joe looks tall and mighty, but it is the personality of the Northeast, is the kind of drink to drink spicy bread to base large three words can not say can not explode people. This personality Joe, go home from work, to the table in peace and quiet, the neck of an angrily shouted: ”wife, take the wine to come!“ His wife had to 噔 噔 噔 run from the kitchen 蹿 out , Run slow will not work, the bottle ”snap “ to the table, put softly on Old Joe said: ”no soy sauce