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据报载,上海有位小姐燕尔新婚,因新郎在新婚喜宴上鸣放响屁一枚,这新娘子不禁红颜一怒,羞忿之下毅然提出离婚。可见,人生在世,除了国事家事天下事之外,“屁事”也非同小可,它竟能拆散鸳鸯,离解阴阳。 提起放屁,似乎不能登大雅之堂。然而,上至皇帝老子,下至贩夫走卒没有一个不放屁的,连胎儿和植物人也不例外。人们冷嘲懦夫怯汉曰:“十扁担也砸不出一个屁来！”热讽胆小君子曰:“连屁都不敢放一个！”看
It is reported that a young lady in Seoul, Seoul Seoul Seoul newly married, because the bride and groom in the wedding reception ring a fart, the bride can not help but get angry, determined to divorce under shame. Can be seen that life is alive, in addition to the national affairs of the world affairs, “fart thing” is also no trivial matter, it could actually split mandarin duck, dissociation yin and yang. Fart pick up, it seems impossible to ascertain the truth. However, from the emperor Lao Tzu, no one did not fart under the pawn, and even the fetus and vegetative are no exception. People ridiculed cowardly coward said: “Ten pole can not afford to smash a fart to!” Hot satire Xiaojun Zi said: “Even the fart are afraid to put one!” Look