Where is the egg
　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?
　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
　　Teacher:Then where is the “egg”?
　　Student:In the cake,Sir.
　　鸡蛋在哪里
　　老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？
　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
　　老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？
　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生。
　　He is really somebody
　　Mike:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
　　Ton:He is really somebody.What does do?
　　Mike:A maintenance man in a cemetery.
　　他真是一个大人物
　　迈克：我叔叔下面有1000个人。
　　汤姆：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？
　　迈克：墓地的守墓人。
　　A great man
　　Teacher:Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
　　一名伟人
　　老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
　　学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。