有个笑话,说是某公生来好色,但是改革开放前有贼心没贼胆;开放以后,有贼心有贼胆却又苦于没有贼钱;好不容易熬到了今天,贼心贼胆还有,贼钱也凑够了,万事俱备,可是“贼”又没了。这个“贼”指的是什么?就是男人的性功能。笑话里说的是那种因为年龄的关系“没赶上好时候”的一类人,也就是如今60岁以上的人。可是我今年才50多岁,正值壮年,我的性却也没了!如今的我,徒有一米八的高大身材和浓眉大眼的男人相貌,论到男女之事,却是有心无力。性到底是怎么没的,我也说不清楚。 There is a joke, that is, a public life to lust, but before the reform and opening up a Zeixin Zeidan; after the opening up, there Zeizhi Zeidi but suffer from no Zeidian; finally boil up today, Zeixianzeze there Thief money Also get enough, everything is ready, but “thief ” gone. This “thief ” refers to what? Is the man’s sexual function. The joke is the kind of people who are over the age of 60 because of the age relationship “did not catch up with good times”. However, I was only in my 50s this year, at a time when I was a young man, but my sexuality was gone. Today, I, a man with a tall body and a thick eyebrow, looks incoherent. Sex is not how in the end, I also can not say.