老太太站在游轮的栏杆旁边,双手紧紧地按住她的帽子,不让海风给吹掉。一位男士走到她身边说:“对不起,夫人。我并不是有意走近你的,但你知道你的裙子被海风吹起来了吗?”“是的,我知道,”老太太说,“我得用双手来按住这顶帽子。”“但你肯定知道你的屁股已经露出来了!”男士诚实地说。 The old lady stood by the parapet of the cruise ship, her hands tightly hold her hat, let the sea breeze to blow away. A man walked over to her and said, “I’m sorry, Madame, I did not mean to approach you, but did you know that your skirt was blown by a sea breeze?” “Yes, I know.” The wife said, “I have to hold this hat with both hands.” “But you must know that your butt has been revealed!” The man said honestly.