下午茶大艺术家和大批评家在有阳光的下午聚会,话题由艺术家新车的前轮悬挂系统开始。从这一时刻起,“艺术家”和“批评家”作为定语离开了那个下午,有阳光和茶的下午。这很好,新车的前轮悬挂系统是具体的一个结果,可以谈论,不需要讨论。讨论的是问题,谈论的是话题,讨论的展开太繁缛,同有情调的下午不太合适。这个大艺术家对于画面的处理很像里希特(德国当代艺术家),这是不能讨论的。这个大艺术家的画比黄宾虹的画要贵十倍,也是不能讨论的。这些是结果,记录在案。艺术品可以是商品,艺术品的交易就是商业活动,过去的人管商业活动通俗地叫“买卖”。顾名思义,有买有卖,花钱买东西的人一定要有买的理由。理由是那个批评家找出来的,他是一位大知识分子,是在西方美学理论中泡大的,是有教养的人。他要来为这个大艺术家说理,用现代西 Afternoon Tea Big artists and big critics gather for a sunny afternoon with the topic started by the artist’s new car’s front wheel suspension system. From this moment onwards, “artist” and “critic” left the afternoon, afternoon with sunshine and tea as an attributive. This is fine, the new car’s front wheel suspension system is a concrete result that can be talked about and does not need to be discussed. Discussed the issue, talked about the topic, the discussion started too complicated, with the same mood of the afternoon is not appropriate. This big artist’s handling of the screen is very much like Richter’s (German contemporary artist) and this can not be discussed. This big artist’s painting is ten times more expensive than Huang Binhong’s paintings and can not be discussed. These are the results, documented. Art can be a commodity, a trade of art is a commercial activity, and in the past it was popularly called “trading.” As the name suggests, there are reasons to buy buy sell, spend money to buy things. The reason is that the critic found out, he is a big intellectual, is a big bubble in the Western theory of aesthetics, educated people. He wants to talk about this big artist, using modern West