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我垂头丧气走在路上,所有喇叭都在祝福大家周末快乐。可龙小虫我知道,这个周末要是能够快乐的话,除非是黄河长江水倒流、哈雷慧星撞地球!并非所有历史都值得炫耀,比如我两岁时一周尿床十六次的记录、比如我五岁时持着爸爸的剃须刀对着镜子三下两下把下巴刮成猴屁股的光荣事迹；并非所有的现在都值得珍藏,比如——我书包里的试卷和与此密切相关的周末。爸爸一次跟妈妈吵嘴时借着五粮液的强烈后劲大放厥词,说男人生来就有罪,我算明白了,在考试问题上,我跟龙小印生而不平等,我、有、罪!
I am downcast on the road, all the speakers are blessing everyone happy weekend. Can be a dragon bug I know if this weekend can be happy, unless it is the Yellow River backwaters, Hallelujah hit the Earth! Not all history is worth showing off, such as I am two years old when the bed-wetting sixteen records, such as my five Not only are all worthwhile now, such as the papers in my bag and the weekends closely related to them, when I was in my father's razor at the age of three. Dad once quarrel with his mother by Wuliangye strong staying power to talk nonsense, said the man was born guilty, I figured out, in the exam, I was born with Long Xiaoyin unequal, I have, sin!