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英国3000名观众接受由数字电视台DAVE主办的民调，选出史上最机智的10句话。
1．作家王尔德：“你一定要原谅你的敌人——再没有一件事可以让对方更恼怒了。”
Oscar Wilde, writer "Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
2．喜剧演员史帕克·密拉根：“我只有一个要求——让我有机会证明钱无法让我快乐。”
Spike Milligan, comic "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy."
3．演员史蒂芬·佛莱：“原创构想不会太难找吧，图书馆里多的是。”
Stephen Fry, actor "An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them."
4．汽车杂志记者杰里米·克拉克森：“从来没有人因速度丧命，危险的是突然静止下来。”
Jeremy Clarkson, car journalist "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that’s what gets you."
5．政治家丘吉尔：“政治家必须有能力预言明天、下周、下个月和明年将发生的事，而且事后要有能力解释为何没有发生。”
Sir Winston Churchill,politician"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen."
6．喜剧演员保罗·莫顿：“我到纽约的第一天，有个人问我知不知道中央公园在哪里?我说不知道。他说：‘你介意我在这里抢劫你吗?’”
Paul Merton, actor/comedian "On my first day in New York a man asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn’t, he said, "Do you mind if I mug you here? ""
7．剧作家诺尔·考沃：“有人感叹歌剧改变太多，这句话说错了，问题就出在歌剧一点都没变。”
Noel Coward, playwright"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. That is what’s wrong with it."
8．剧作家莎士比亚：“女子未婚时什么都不要，只要丈夫，有了丈夫后，却什么都想要。”
William Shakespeare, playwright "Maids want nothing but husbands and when they have them, they want everything."
9．足球经理布莱恩·克劳：“我不敢说自己是业界最顶尖的经理人，但应该不做第二人想。”
Brian Clough, football manager "I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one."
10．音乐家里恩·盖拉格：“美国人喜欢表演者邋邋遢遢，在舞台上猛指自己的头。碰到我们这种优秀人才，还擦了体香剂，他们却不懂得欣赏。”
Liam Gallagher, musician "Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it."
(责任编辑：王克峰)
1．作家王尔德：“你一定要原谅你的敌人——再没有一件事可以让对方更恼怒了。”
Oscar Wilde, writer "Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
2．喜剧演员史帕克·密拉根：“我只有一个要求——让我有机会证明钱无法让我快乐。”
Spike Milligan, comic "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy."
3．演员史蒂芬·佛莱：“原创构想不会太难找吧，图书馆里多的是。”
Stephen Fry, actor "An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them."
4．汽车杂志记者杰里米·克拉克森：“从来没有人因速度丧命，危险的是突然静止下来。”
Jeremy Clarkson, car journalist "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that’s what gets you."
5．政治家丘吉尔：“政治家必须有能力预言明天、下周、下个月和明年将发生的事，而且事后要有能力解释为何没有发生。”
Sir Winston Churchill,politician"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen."
6．喜剧演员保罗·莫顿：“我到纽约的第一天，有个人问我知不知道中央公园在哪里?我说不知道。他说：‘你介意我在这里抢劫你吗?’”
Paul Merton, actor/comedian "On my first day in New York a man asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn’t, he said, "Do you mind if I mug you here? ""
7．剧作家诺尔·考沃：“有人感叹歌剧改变太多，这句话说错了，问题就出在歌剧一点都没变。”
Noel Coward, playwright"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. That is what’s wrong with it."
8．剧作家莎士比亚：“女子未婚时什么都不要，只要丈夫，有了丈夫后，却什么都想要。”
William Shakespeare, playwright "Maids want nothing but husbands and when they have them, they want everything."
9．足球经理布莱恩·克劳：“我不敢说自己是业界最顶尖的经理人，但应该不做第二人想。”
Brian Clough, football manager "I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one."
10．音乐家里恩·盖拉格：“美国人喜欢表演者邋邋遢遢，在舞台上猛指自己的头。碰到我们这种优秀人才，还擦了体香剂，他们却不懂得欣赏。”
Liam Gallagher, musician "Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it."
(责任编辑：王克峰)