老爸相貌平平,有着孙红雷式的小眼和姚晨式的大嘴,老爸经常这样夸自己:“我的五官,你看眼是眼,鼻子是鼻子,只要不挤到一块儿去还是很好看的。”我妈年轻时是公认的美女,浓眉大眼,高鼻梁,就是脸上有点雀斑成了大龄剩女。有天我问老妈:“妈,当年你们谁追的谁啊?”老妈白了老爸一眼,说:“当然是你爸死乞白赖地追我啊。”找我爸求证的时候,我爸不咸不淡地说了句: Dad looks mediocre, with Honglei-style small eyes and Yao Chen-style mouth, my father often boast: “My facial features, you see the eye is the eye, the nose is the nose, as long as not to squeeze to go together or very Good looking. ”My mother is a recognized beauty when young, thick eyebrows big eyes, high nose, is the face a little freckles became left over woman. One day I asked my mom: “Mom, who did you chase then?” “Mom a white father, said: ” Of course, your father died begging me to chase me ah. "Find me Dad confirmation, my dad not salty did not say a word: