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兔妈和兔爸都是属猴的,又生了同样属猴的兔子小姐,为了再生个属猴的宝宝,兔妈简直拼了。“二孩”政策放开的新闻发布第二天,兔妈就拖着兔爸去医院做了孕前检查。虽然两个人的身体都没什么大问题,可兔妈还是非常谨慎地问医生:“您看,我这样的大龄女性会不会很难怀孕,要不要先调理一下?”医生瞄了两眼兔妈的病历,幽默地说:“你不过才35嘛,还是大龄产妇中的战斗机呢,回去安心备孕吧!”兔妈喜滋滋回了家,算好了日子,只等猴子大驾光临。兔爸哭笑不得,挖苦
Rabbit mom and rabbit dad are all monkeys, but also gave birth to a rabbit is also a monkey, in order to reproduce a baby monkey, rabbit mother simply fight. “Two children ” policy to open the news release The next day, the rabbit mom dragged rabbit dad to the hospital for pre-pregnancy check. Although two people’s body is no big problem, but the rabbit mother is still very cautious to ask a doctor: “You see, my older women will be difficult to pregnancy, or do not have to first conditioning?” Rabbit mom’s medical records, humorously said: “But you only 35 Well, or the older fighter in the maternity it, go back to peace of mind!” "Mommy Zi Zi Zi back home, count the days, waiting for the Monkey King visit. Rabbit father dumbfounding, sarcastic