妻等于600只麻雀,一年中仅二月说话最少,因为二月只有28天,“麻雀”在耳边叽叽喳喳没休没止,这岁月你就是给我行贿,我也不愿说是人过的日子。 习惯了,当“600只麻雀”开始制造噪音时,我便用火柴棍清除耳屑,并将这一行为称之为“打扫麻雀的厕所”。后来,我觉得不把妻的耳朵也变成“麻雀的厕所”,简直亏得不可估量。于是,小吵天天有,大吵三六九。 His wife is equal to 600 sparrows, the least in one year in February to speak, because in February only 28 days, “sparrows” in the ears twitter endless, this time you give me a bribe, I do not want to say is a person Days. It used to be that when “600 Sparrows” started to make noise, I used a matchstick to remove the nibble and called it “cleaning the sparrow’s toilet.” Later, I felt that I could not measure my wife’s ear into a sparrow’s toilet. So, noisy every day, noisy 369.