真是醉了考试完,我在QQ上发了个说说:“这试题真让我醉了!”老爸立刻回复:“熊孩子,考试喝什么酒?”取经到了适婚年龄,于是我向老妈取经:“妈,我是找个喜欢我的人呢,还是找个我喜欢的人呢?”老妈:“当然是你喜欢的人啊。”我:“为什么呢?”老妈:“妈是觉得没有人会喜欢你啊!”我……到底是啥老妈在厨房喊我:“儿子,你去给我拿个那啥!”我跑过去问:“啥?”老妈:“那啥啊,就在那儿放着呢!”我大声问:“啥呀?在哪?”老妈:“算了,我自己拿,你 Really drunk the exam finished, I made a statement on the QQ: ”This test really make me drunk!“ Dad immediately replied: ”Bear children, test what kind of wine?“ , So I asked the mother: ”Mom, I find someone who likes me, or find someone I like? “ Mom: ”Of course you like people. “ Me: ”Mom: “ Mom is that no one likes you! ”I ... in the end is what Mom called me in the kitchen: “ Son, you go to get me that! ”I ran over to ask: “ Mom? ”“ Mom: ”What Sha, ah, there stood there! “ I loudly asked: ”What? I’ll take you, you