1.今早上班路上碰到一排迎亲车队,全是清一色的奔驰,然后我就在数到底有多少辆,结果看到车队里有辆帕萨特,我正纠结怎么有滥竽充数的呢。帕萨特的车窗落了下来,车主冲着前面的奔驰大喊:放我出去!2.被人追是啥滋味?我终于体会到了,一四十多岁大叔天天缠着我,关键他老婆还是我们公司的同事,在无可奈何的时候收到他老婆 1. I met a row of mothers driving team on my way to work this morning, all-Mercedes-Benz, and then I was counting the number of vehicles in the end there was a car Passat, I was tangled how there is ample charge it. Passat’s windows fell down, the owner directed at the front of the Mercedes-Benz shouting: let me go! 2. Be chased is what taste? I finally realized that more than a 40-year-old uncle pestering me every day, the key to his wife or Our company colleague received his wife when she could not help it