亲爱的朋友、家人、商业伙伴、以及世上所有的人:我喜爱新年,因为这就像重来的时刻,我们得从零开始。这就像做了一次结肠镜检查之后,让你觉得今后放进嘴里的东西都是极好的东西,你的整个系统将重获新生。至少,这是我做了结肠镜检查之后的感受。在去做该检查之前不久,我吃了两个煎鸡蛋、一个全麦烤面包外加黄油和人造蓝莓果冻、一些熏肉和一罐健怡可 Dear friends, family, business partners, and all the people in the world: I love New Year, because it’s like the time to come back, and we have to start from scratch. It’s like making a colonoscopy look good for what you think you put in your mouth in the future, and your whole system will regain a fresh life. At least, this is how I feel after doing a colonoscopy. Shortly before the exam, I ate two fried eggs, a whole-wheat toast with butter and artificial blueberry jelly, some bacon and a can of sweetener