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一族人住在高山上,从不下山,由于山顶严重缺碘,每个人都是大粗脖子。一天来了几个登山运动员,因为比山上的人脖子都细,被看成重度病人拉去看族人医生,医生将其诊断为严重碘中毒,说以后千万注意少吃含碘的食物。某庄是画家集散地,各路豪杰神仙聚集于此,每天生产出大量的美术作品,产供销一条龙,近来听说产品滞销,很难卖出作品,后经打听,某庄的农民拿起了画笔开始作画,并风格多样、价格低廉。京城一名画家有多处别墅,高档社区人烟稀少,一日,贼入,吓得魂不附体,还好,没被贼发现。赶紧住另处。一朝被蛇咬,十年怕井绳,到新住处后总觉屋外有动静不能入眠,吃药也不管用,再换另处,还是如此,住进别墅就觉有贼,从此无宁日。最近听说名 A group of people living in the mountains, never downhill, due to a serious lack of iodine on the top of the mountain, everyone is a big rough neck. Several mountaineers came in one day because they were thinner than people in the mountains and were seen as serious patients. People were diagnosed as serious iodine poisoning by doctors. Afterwards, they should pay attention to eating less iodine-containing foods. A village is a painter distribution center, all the gods gathered in this hero, every day to produce a large number of art works, production and marketing of one-stop, recently heard of unsalable products, it is difficult to sell the work, after inquiries, a village farmers pick up Brushes began to paint, and style and diverse, low prices. A painter in the capital has many villas, sparsely populated high-end communities, one day, thieves into, scared out of shape, but fortunately, not a thief found. Quickly live elsewhere. Once bitten by the snake, ten years scared, to the new residence always feel outside the house can not sleep, medication does not work, and then another place, or so, living in the villa that there is a thief, from rest days. Recently heard that name
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