有一对懒夫妻,整天爱打牌,不愿做家务。有一次,两人又因为家务事争执不下,老公就跟老婆提议道:“老婆,要不咱们来一盘斗地主,谁输了谁做家务?”老婆不屑地说:“哼,来就来,难道怕你不成!”可是现在身边又没有牌,他们谁也懒得出去买。于是,老公随手在墙边拿了一把伞就往桌上一放:“钩。”老婆也不甘示弱,在菜橱里拿了个鸡蛋,说:“圈。” A pair of lazy couples, all day playing cards, do not want to do housework. Once, the two because of the housework dispute, her husband just proposed with his wife: “” Wife, or we come to a fight landlords, who lost the housework? “” Wife disdain to say: “Well, Come, do not be afraid of you not! ”But now there are no cards around, they are too lazy to go out and buy. So, my husband readily took an umbrella at the wall and went to the table a place: “”. “Wife also outdone, took an egg in the pantry, said: ” circle. "