前些日子听到—个笑话,说是森林里开始征兵了。为了逃避服役,兔子忍痛剪掉了自己美丽的长耳朵,松鼠剪掉了自己心爱的大尾巴。轮到狗熊了,大家都说,你赶快拔掉你的牙吧,这样我们都成了残废,就不用当兵了。情急之下,狗熊忍着剧痛敲掉了自己的两颗最锋利的门牙,捂着腮帮子去了征兵站。不—会儿,狗熊气愤地跑回来要找兔子和 A few days ago I heard - a joke that the conscription began in the forest. In order to avoid serving, rabbit reluctantly cut off his beautiful long ears, squirrels cut off their beloved big tail. It is a bear turn, everyone says, you quickly pull your teeth, so that we have become crippled, you do not have to be a soldier. In desperation, the bear endured the pain knocked off his two most sharp incisors, clutching their cheeks to conscription station. Not a while, the bears angrily ran back to find the rabbit and