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有这样一则幽默故事:美国人、俄国人和古巴人同乘一列火车包厢旅行。列车行驶中,俄国人拿出1瓶伏特加酒喝了起来,但没喝几口就把酒瓶从车窗扔出去了。美国人不明白他为什么这么浪费,俄国人回答说:“我们国家有最好的伏特加,也有最多的伏特加,多得可以随便扔!”旁边的古巴人正在抽雪茄,见状不声不响地把一支只抽了一半的雪茄也从车窗扔出去了。美国人说:“你这又何必啊?”古巴人回答说:“在古巴,我们有最好的雪茄,也有最多的雪茄,多得扔了也不担心浪费。”美国人想了想,二话没说,站起来打开车窗,转过头来就把随行的律师从窗户扔了出去……
There is a humorous story: Americans, Russians and Cubans traveling with a train box. When the train was traveling, the Russians took a bottle of vodka and drank it without throwing a few drinks out of the window. Americans do not understand why he was so wasteful, the Russians replied: “Our country has the best vodka, but also the largest number of vodka, so much can throw!” Next to the Cuban people are smoking cigars, not to see the truth A half cigar was also thrown out of the window. The Americans said: “Why do you want this?” “The Cuban replied:” In Cuba, we have the best cigars and the most cigars, so we do not have to worry about wasting more. “” Americans think Thought, apart from anything else, stood up and opened the window, turned around and put the lawyer accompanying him out of the window ...