某年某月的一天,我收到某省某县寄来的一封聘请信。此信稀奇古怪,全文如下。作家刘君: 近好!愚兄向来有志于壳子事业,但一直忙于生计,未能如愿。近来仰仗政策英明,率先致富,终于创办一壳子家协会。然苦在学识浅薄,缺乏组织才能和领导艺术, 搞得很不理想。所以,特聘您任协会副主席兼秘书长。月薪三百,奖金补助在外。乞望看在我们多年的交情上,不耻下任,助我一臂之力。 One day of a year, I received a letter of invitation from a county in one province. This letter bizarre, full text is as follows. Writer Liu Jun: Nearly good! Yuxiong has always been interested in the cause of the shell, but has been busy with livelihoods, failed to do so. Recently rely on the policy wise, the first to get rich, and finally founded a shell Association. However, in learning shallow, lack of organizational skills and leadership art, and made very unsatisfactory. So, you appointed you as Vice Chairman and Secretary General. Three hundred monthly salary bonus bonus. Look begging to see in our many years of friendship, shameless office, help me a hand.