吾班有一猛男,虽然学习不太好,但是他高大、魁梧、英俊、潇洒,别提多带劲了。什么?你问我这是否是其“猛男”称号的来源?NO,NO,NO!他是因如厕而猛,猛于如厕!猛男一大特点:生物钟极准——课前5分钟至上课25分钟准时如厕。一日,政治课25分钟整,猛男的小脑袋准时地出现在门玻璃后面。正在黑板上奋笔疾书的政治老师无意中从眼角的一点缝隙看到了那个令她极为头痛的小脑袋。她缓缓地停下动作,低下头,眼皮耷拉着,无力地转过身,默默地靠在黑板上。同时,猛男象征性地敲敲门,悠哉游哉晃晃悠悠地走进来,冲老师嫣然一笑,就向座位走 There is a fierce man in my class, although learning is not very good, but he is tall, burly, handsome, casual, not to mention more. What? Do you ask me if this is the source of his “male” title? NO, NO, NO! He is fierce for the toilet, fierce to the toilet! One feature of the macho: the biological clock is extremely accurate - before class 5 Minutes to 25 minutes in class. One day, the political class was 25 minutes long and the macho’s small head appeared behind the door glass on time. The political teacher who was writing on the blackboard inadvertently saw the tiny head that had caused her a headache. She slowly stopped the action, lowered her head, and pulled her eyelids. She turned weakly and silently leaned against the blackboard. At the same time, the macho knocked on the door symbolically, walked leisurely into the room, smiled at the teacher, and walked toward the seat.