愚人节恶作剧锦囊

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  Every April 1st, jokesters[喜欢开玩笑者] come out to play—kids included! Here are some April Fools’ Day jokes and pranks that are perfect for the youngest pranksters.
  
  Pranks and Jokes with Food
  Here’s a good trick to play on adults just in time for dinner. Do the salt-and-pepper switch. Put salt into the pepper container[容器], and put pepper into the salt container! (Note that this is a lot more effective when the containers are not see-through.)Put some green food coloring into a carton[硬纸盒] of milk. It will look delicious when it’s time for a family member to put milk into their cereal[谷类食品] in the morning.
  Get some gummy worms[外形像蚯蚓的一种软糖] and put them inside of pieces of fruit, such as apples. Hand out the apples to family members. Then wait to see their reactions!
  
  April Fools’ Day Pranks for the Computer
  Carefully remove the letter keys[字母键] from the keyboard. Switch them and put them in their incorrect places. When a hunt-and-peck[看着键盘打字] keyboarder sits down, he or she will be so confused[困惑的] when the letters that appear on the screen aren’t the ones he or she hit on the
  keyboard!
  
  Pranks for the Family
  Set the alarm clock in a sibling’s[兄弟姐妹] room to go off in the middle of the night. Wake up and scream, “It’s time for school! We’re late!” He or she will be so confused and rush out of bed thinking it’s time to get ready. This is even funnier when it’s the weekend!
  Stretch[伸展] a large piece of plastic wrap on the seat of the toilet. Then see what happens when a family member sits down!
  
  A Prank to Play Outside
  Using super-glue[胶水], glue some pennies[美分], nickels[五分镍币], and dimes[一角硬币] on to a sidewalk. Then, watch as people come by and try to pick up the coins.
  There are many ideas for kid-friendly and safe jokes to play on April 1st, whether it’s in the kitchen, around the house, or outdoors. Remember that these pranks are all in good humor and faith, and if you fall victim to one of these well-thought-out jokes, you can remember it with a good laugh.
  
  每年的4月1日,爱恶作剧的人们都会倾巢而出——孩子们也不会错过!以下是一些愚人节的玩笑和恶作剧,对于新晋的恶作鬼们来说,真是太有用了。
  
  关于食物的恶作剧和玩笑
  这是一个很棒的小把戏,可专门用于晚餐时分作弄大人。将盐和胡椒粉调包。把盐放在胡椒粉瓶里,然后把胡椒粉放在盐瓶里!(注意:如果瓶身不透明,成功几率会更大。)
  将一些绿色的食用色素倒进一盒牛奶里。等到了早上,当家里人将牛奶倒入他们的麦片里时,看起来可美味呢。
  把一些蚯蚓软糖夹进苹果之类的水果片里。将这些苹果片递给家人,然后等着看他们的反应吧!
  
  关于电脑的恶作剧
  小心地从键盘上取下字母键。将它们相互调换,装在错误的位置上。当一个习惯看着键盘打字的人坐下来打字时,他或她会感到非常迷惑,因为屏幕上出现的字母并不是自己在键盘上敲打的那几个!
  
  为家人准备的恶作剧
  将兄弟姐妹房间里的闹钟调到半夜时分闹响。起床后大叫:“到时间上学了!我们迟到了!”他或她会糊里糊涂地翻身起床,以为到时间准备上学了。如果恰逢周末的话,这会更加有趣哦!
  在马桶的位置上铺一大张保鲜膜,看看家里人坐下时会怎样吧!
  
  在外玩的恶作剧
  使用强力胶水,将一分币、五分币和一角币粘在人行道上。然后看看从旁经过的人试图捡起这些硬币的样子吧。
  
  在4月1日,无论是在厨房里、屋子周围,或是屋外都有很多适合孩子们玩而且安全无害的玩笑。记住,这些恶作剧都非常幽默,而且很有诚意。如果你成了这些精心设计的玩笑的牺牲品,你也可以笑着记住它。
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