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和小外甥坐在一起看电视,他用很平稳的语气问我:“舅舅你今年多大了?”我说:“25。”这货大吼一声:“你都25了还偷5岁孩子的酸奶喝,你这么馋,我姥姥知道吗?”我瞬间石化!谁教的这些话?星期天上午,老妈从街上买回来一捆韭菜,我见了问:“老妈,买韭菜做什么吃呢?”老妈回答:“看我的心情,心情好给你们包饺子,心情不好就炒韭菜。”我眨巴眨巴眼,说:“那您要是心情特别不好,做什么呢?”老妈脸一沉,回答:“那就切切腌韭菜吃。”我听完不吱声了,老妈扑哧一笑,说:“女
And sitting with his nephew watching TV, he asked me with a very smooth tone: ”uncle how old you this year? “ I said: ”25. “ This product roared: Steal 5-year-old child’s yogurt drink, you are so greedy, my grandmother know? ”I petrified! Who taught these words? Sunday morning, the mother bought a bunch of leeks from the street, I met Q: Mom, what to buy leeks to eat? “Mom replied: ” Look at my mood, I feel good to give you dumplings, I feel good fried leek. “I blink and said: ” Then you If the mood is particularly bad, what to do? “Mom face sink, answer: ” Then cut the pickled leek to eat. "I heard a sigh, mom punting smile, said: