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奇迹一个美国兵走进了一个欧洲的国家的教堂里。他看到了一个银质的老鼠。于是他把教堂里的神父叫来问道:“请您告诉我,这是一个什么样的老鼠啊?”神父回答说:“在公元一千二百年的时候,我们城里老鼠多得成灾了。于是我们就祈祷圣乔治说,如果他能使这种动物绝迹的话,我们就献给他一只银鼠。老鼠真的消失了。我们就献了这么一只银鼠。从那时起,这只银鼠就一直摆在这里。”美国兵问道:“噢,而您……相信这个奇迹是真的吗?”神父连想都没想就立刻回答说:“不,如果我们相信的话,那我们早就给圣乔治做一个银质的美国兵了。”“懂礼貌”的美国人一个美国的政治活动家在巴黎的一个大厅里讲演。讲演完了,掌声很稀落。这位美国人非常生气。当他回到自己的位子上时,有一个法国人上台了。美国人心想:我给你们看看什么叫有礼貌吧!
Miracle A U.S. soldier went into a church in a European country. He saw a silver mouse. So he asked the priest in the church and asked, “Please tell me what kind of rat is this?” The priest replied: “In the 1200 AD, more rats in our city became available So we pray St. George said that if he could extinct this animal, we would give him a silver rat, and the mouse really disappeared, and we offered such a silver rat. The silver rat has always been here. ”The American soldier asked,“ Oh, and you ... believe this miracle is real? ”The priest answered without any thought,“ No, if we Believe it, we had already made a silver U.S. soldier to St. George. ”“ Polite ”Americans An American political activist speaks in a hall in Paris. Lecture ended, applause is very thin. This American is very angry. When he returned to his seat, a Frenchman came to power. Americans think: I’ll show you what is polite!