如果没开过几个无聊的会议,那一定未成年。我这样的过来人,大概总是开掉了几千个脑子一片空白的会。我经历的最无聊的会,莫过于以前在某媒体的例会,各路名记汇报接下来的一个星期要写些什么新闻,新闻竟然能预先汇报。每次开完会,总有一两个人趴在桌上,硬硬的,开会开死了。就把他们从窗口扔出去,过一会儿,就听见楼下传来类似瓷器进裂的声音。我记得好像开死了百来个记者,楼下堆满碎片。幸好现在满地都是记者。崔健有句歌词大意是:现实是石头,而希望是个蛋;石头很硬,可蛋才有生 If you have not had a few boring meetings, it must be underage. I come here, probably always open thousands of brains will be a blank meeting. I experienced the most boring meeting, than in the past, a regular meeting of the media, the road to report the next week to write what news, the news can actually report in advance. Each opening will be, there are always one or two people lying on the table, hard and hard to meet a meeting. They threw them out of the window, and after a while they heard the sound of a porch split downstairs. I remember as if hundreds of reporters were killed, and there was a lot of debris downstairs. Fortunately now all over the land are journalists. Cui Jian lyrics with the effect is: the reality is a stone, but hope is an egg; stone is hard, eggs can be born