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爱与暴力,人类永不过时的两个话题。虽然总有些人想借着吐槽的机会秀秀恩爱,但是永远站在单身狗阵线最前沿的我怎么会让你们得逞呢!于是,我整理出了一些真正的、糟糕的表白方式。奇遇共欣赏:1.用蟑螂摆个“I love you”。2.“虽然你什么都比我好,但你是外地人啊,我是本地户口啊,我觉得你爸出点钱,我们可以在一起。”3.“你长得跟我前女友很像。”4.偷摘了一大袋学校花坛的杜鹃花,摆成心形,然后扑通
Love and violence, two topics never to be outdated. Although there are always people who want to show their affection through Tucao’s chances, but I will always stand by the forefront of the Single Dog Front, I will try to make you succeed! So, I put together some real and terrible ways to declare. Adventures appreciated: 1. Put a cockroach “I love you ”. 2. “Although you are better than me, but you are outsiders, I am a local account ah, I think your dad out of money, we can be together. ” 3. “You look like me Like girlfriend. ”4. Picked a large bag of school flower beds rhododendron, into heart-shaped, and then thump