我就是今春大闹香港的“风疹病毒”,仅在今年头四个月香港已有1545人被我感染,较去年全年高出一倍多。因为我比细菌还小的多,你根本看不见,我来无影、去无踪,随风飘荡,所以人们叫我“风疹”。不知为什么香港人又送我个外号叫“德国麻疹”,可能是因为我和当年希特勒一样疯狂吧。 I just started rubbing “rubella virus” in Hong Kong this spring. In the mere first four months of this year alone, 1,545 people were infected with me, more than double that of last year. Because I’m much smaller than bacteria, you can not see, I come to no shadow, go without a trace, wind drift, so people call me “rubella.” I do not know why Hong Kong people gave me a nickname “German measles”, probably because I was as crazy as Hitler.