In my next life I want to live backwards.
　　You start out dead and get that out of the way.
　　Then you wake up in an old people’s home①
　　feeling better every day.
　　You get kicked out② for being too healthy，
　　go collect your pension， and then when you start work
　　you get a gold watch and a party on your fi rst day.
　　You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
　　You part， drink alcohol， and are generally promiscuous③，
　　then you are ready for high school.
　　You then go to primary school，
　　You become a kid， you play，
　　You have no responsibilities，
　　You become a baby until you are born.
　　And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious④spa
　　like conditions with central heating and room service on tap
　　larger quarters every day and then， Voila⑤！
　　You finish off as an orgasm！