巴比长得很帅,他自信能成为一个杰出的足球运动员。他来到一个足球俱乐部,找到了教练。教练看了他一眼,对他说:“有两样东西妨碍你成为优秀的足球运动员。”巴比很奇怪:“什么东西?”教练:“你的左脚和右脚。”——英国笑话放学后,我在校门口买了几根漂亮的玻璃丝,准备在妈妈生日时编个手环送给她。一回到家,我把玻璃丝放在书桌上,开始做美术作业。画水彩画时,我一不小心把 Bobby looks handsome, confident that he can become an outstanding football player. He came to a football club and found a coach. Coach looked at him and said to him: “There are two things that prevent you from becoming a good footballer.” Barbie is weird: “What?” Coach: “Your left foot and right foot.” - After I bought a few beautiful glass in front of the school, ready to make a bracelet on her mother's birthday to give her. As soon as I got home, I put my glass on the desk and started to do my homework. When painting watercolor, I accidentally put it