【故事新编】螃蟹和龙虾赛跑,蟋蟀是裁判。蟋蟀的发令枪一响,这两位就开始爬了起来。不过,螃蟹是横着爬的,他占了龙虾的道,而且让奋勇向前的龙虾栽了一个跟头。愤怒的龙虾举起了手,大声嚷道:“这不能算,他太赖皮了!”蟋蟀过来,宣布刚才那一次作废了。再跑,也是同样的情况,螃蟹总是横行。蟋蟀忍无可忍,警告说:“我警告你,螃蟹,你如果再这样跑下去,我就要取消你的参赛资格了。”螃蟹很委屈地说:“这能怪我吗?我只会横着走嘛。我胸部左右的距离比前后宽,八只步足伸 [Story] Crab and lobster racing, cricket is the referee. The cricket’s firing gun rang, the two began to climb up. However, the crab is crawling sideways, he accounted for the lobster road, and courageously forward lobster planted a heel. Angry lobster raised his hand and shouted: ”This can not be counted, he is too shame!“ Cricket came and announced just that time was set aside. Running again, is the same situation, crabs are always rampant. Crickets intolerable, warned: ”I warned you, crab, if you run this way again, I will cancel your qualifications. “ Crab said wronged: ”This can blame me? I will only cross Well go. My chest is wider than the front and back, eight steps stretch