吵架小两口为件小事吵了起来。吵完后,丈夫觉得后悔,便叫妻子观看外面两匹马拉车的情景,说:“为什么我们不能像那两匹马一样齐心合力前进呢?”妻子怒气冲冲地说:“因为我们之中有一头是驴!”生小孩逛街时我看到一个好可爱的小朋友,然后看看老公,我叹了一口气,说:“以后要是生的小孩长得像你就完了!”老公愣了一下,瞪了我一眼:“要是长得不像我,你就完了!” Quarrel young couple quarrel for a trifle. After the quarrel, when her husband regretted, he told his wife to watch the scene of two horse-drawn carts outside and said: “Why can not we work together like the two horses?” “His wife angrily said:” Because One of us is a donkey! “” When I was a child, I saw a cute little friend and then I saw my husband. I sighed and said: “If after birth a child looks like you’re done! ”My husband stunned for a moment, glared at me: “ If you look like me, you’re finished! ”